Do you realise how easy being a top is? Like all I’ve had to do is flop out my dick and pound away. When I used to bottom I had shave and douche and and I even started bleaching my asshole. But now? Fuck, sex is so much more less stressful. I don’t have to worry about what I ate beforehand. I don’t have to work myself up to being loosened anymore. And I take AGES to cum so I can just pound away and away and away. And I feel good being a top now because I can’t stress to you the amount of times I bottomed for guys who had no idea of how to actually create a good experience for a bottom. But I feel like I’m a person who naturally wants to make sure the bottom is catered to and made felt comfortable and taken care of in whatever way suits them best..
This is the type of mentality tops need to have. Bottoms provide us a service for getting our dicks wet, make them feel like fucking kings. They deserve that much.
Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.
Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!